I've decided to give this blog a second chance, so I made quite a few changes...
The first (and most important) thing you must remember is that I am a magical dinosaur with wings (NOT a dragon).
Just like how a flying pretty pony is JUST that, not a Pegasus. What's the plural of that word anyway.. Pegasi, Pegasuss?
Never mind the fact that I breath fire..
maybe that was the result of an accident I don't remember.
We exist!! The picture proves it, and NO, I did NOT just go onto google, get a picture of a brontosaurus and paint on wings.
This is legit!
(Well, maybe I did, but either way, I am NOT a dragon, awesome as they may be) but I am NOT A DRAGON!!!
Ahem, ahem, now that that's all cleared up...
I suppose I should add something here that goes with the theme...
Have you ever lied awake at night, staring up at the ceiling, ravenous for a hefty helping of random facts?
I bet you have.
So, I feel the need to tell you this so that you may sleep well tonight.
The longest Dinosaur name is Micropachycephalosaurus
Spell check denies this as being a word.
Anyways, many of you may have read this on fb, but WHY does everyone have a cactus? Honestly, I just don't understand.
If you wanna see a cactus, you can go south, because trust me, there is PLENTY there. (And you can eat it if that seems necessary to you) Yes, cactus is edible did'ja know that? I bet you didn't! There's something else to help you sleep. Now, if someone SHOULD get a cactus, I would say that would be my history teacher, who waters the carpet more than he does the plants... Not kidding...
*Tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop no*
Ack, sorry, that's what happens when you write a blog post while listening to music.
Well, I could ramble on telling you stories that you probably don't care at all about...
Or I could say this...
See Ya!
- The Magical Dinosaur with Wings
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